JOKES --- your dose of funniness

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10 funny jokes, slightly racial, but i like to laugh at myself too. song: Breaking Benjamin - Simple Design jokes in text.... THE PURPOSE OF THIS VIDEO IS BECAUSE OF THESE JOKES. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO ENTERTAIN YOU IN ANY OTHER WAY. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC AND YOU COMMENT CRAP ABOUT IT, IT WILL BE DELETED. Joke 1: The Blonde's Lottery Ticket So a blonde man wins 20 million dollars from a lottery ticket. He goes to the deposit office to claim his money. They give him a million dollars and tell him he will get the other 19 million over the next 20 years. He complains saying he wants all of his money now. After a long argument, the blonde gets frustrated and says, "You'll give me my 20 million now, or I get my dollar back!" Joke 2: The Sinking Boat A black man, a Mexican, and a white guy are on a boat. There's too much weight on it so it starts sinking. The Mexican throws tacos off the boat and says I have enough of these in my country. The black man throws rice off the boat and says I have enough of this in my country. The white guy pushes the black guy and the Mexican off the boat and says I have too many of these in my country! Joke 3: Blondes and Their Boats A nice blonde woman drives by a large open field only to see another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of the field. She leans out the window of her car and screams, " It's people like you that give us blondes a bad name! Now if I had a boat I'd come out there and kick your butt!" Joke 4: Airplane Overload While an airplane is in flight, they realized they have put 2 more people on the plane than it can hold, breaking the weight limit. The pilot tells the passengers they must get rid of two people or else the whole plane will come down. He wants to be fair so he does it in alphabetical order. He says, are there any African Americans on the plane? (A young black boy and his father duck behind the seat) he says, are there any black people on the plane? Next, he says, are there any colored people on the plane? The son looks at his dad and whispers, "dad, we're all three of those!" the dad replies, "no son, today we're niggers, those two Mexicans are going first!" Joke 5: Dumb Polish People }~(don't tell me I'm racist, I am polish, so shut up)~{ A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for his drink, he begins telling a joke -- so a polish guy is walking down the street when -- (he is interrupted by another bar patron) he says, hey, I'm a polish sniper in the army, Jack, sitting next to you, is a polish world champion boxer, and Ralph over there playing pool is a polish professional body builder. Oooooohhh... I see, the man replies... (he begins telling his joke very slow) - ssssooo a pooollliiisshhh guuyy iss wwwaallkkkiinngg ddoowwwnn thheee ssstttrrreeeett.... Joke 6: Q. There's a dead cat and a dead black guy in the middle of the road, what's the difference between them? A. There's skid-marks in front of the cat. Joke 7: We Polish people are pretty dumb! A man is walking down the street when he sees a Polish man struggling to hold a huge pipe and measure it at the same time. He walks over to help the Polish man. He puts the pipe on the ground and measures it. 8 feet and 7 inches he replies. THANKS, the polish man replies in a sarcastic way, "I wanted to know how TALL it is not how LONG it is!" Joke 8: The Race A brunette, santa clause, and a smart blonde are in a race. Who Wins? The brunette. Theres no such thing as a smart blonde or santa clause. (sorry little kids if I just ruined your childhood dreams, theres no tooth fairy or easter bunny either, sorry to burst your bubble) Joke 9: Twisted Jokes That Make No Sense, But If You Imagine It Happening, It's Funny What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, then black, then white? A nun falling down the stairs. What's black white and laughing? The priest that pushed her down. Whats black white and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her chest. Joke 10: I'm running out of good ones. How many irish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 7. one to hold the bulb and 6 to drink til the room spins. P.S. I finished these jokes at 4:26 AM on Friday, July 18, 2008 Tomorrow is double EXP weekend on Halo 3. gamertag: crackencody MORE JOKES COMING SOON!

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Uploaded: July 19th, 2008 @ 8:11 am
Author: crackencody

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